Can you believe it’s been ten years since Buffy the Vampire Slayer went off the air?
Here’s a short humorous piece I wrote right after the finale from the perspective of a newspaper reporting on the last days of Sunnydale.
EARTHQUAKE DESTROYS CALIFORNIA TOWN - A look at how newspapers might have covered the events of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series finale.
Rusty Saucers #plantstand #garden #saucer #circles
I’m ready for my closeup. #flowers #spring
Radio flyer. #wagon #red #spring #flowers #backyard
Landing in the California sunset. #airplane #airport #sunset #LosAngeles #orange #LAX #WHPputaplaneonit
LAX Giant Letters
The following are exact quotes I have come across by actual people on the internet regarding peanut allergies:
I am sorry to hear about your kid being genetically deformed. Perhaps you should keep it at home. That way you run zero risk of exposure to th dreaded nutter pea. Really though, you…
Exhibit 1 in why we need a Food Allergy Awareness Week.
Google Street View’s face-blurring algorithm is a little more zealous than it needs to be.
(Incidentally, this restaurant closed last year, and a new restaurant has taken over the location. Apparently the chain is still around, but until I saw this one, I was under the impression it was long gone.)
The local Subway keeps the cookies with peanut butter or nuts on the bottom shelf to reduce cross-contamination. It’s not perfect, but it’s a lot better than mixing them up or putting them on top where crumbs will fall on the other cookies.
Food allergies are a serious medical condition. But that doesn’t mean you can’t have any fun, as I hope you can see with this rearrangement of my emergency medication. To learn more about food allergies, please visit foodallergy.org
